Anti RariPants Stamp

Well, Fancity almost became Canon in Bad Thing No. 3, an episode in the new Pony Life series, until Fancy Pants began acting like Prince Blueblood. Here's the episode, and go back to reading this comment after you're done watching it: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7uu2xc

This proves Rarity doesn't want to marry Fancy Pants and have kids with him. You know what else this means? IT'S A REVOLUTION! A revolution on Sparity against other ships. Time to bring ships the involve Spike and Rarity being paired with others to a end.

Example ships

AppleSpike-Spike x Applejack

Spikelight-Spike x Starlight Glimmer

Spike x Ember

Rarity x Prince Blueblood

Fancity-Rarity x Fancy Pants

Raralane-Rarity x Thunderlane

etc

If Spike loves Rarity and Rarity loves him back, but they get paired with someone or somepony else, that's Socialsim, becuase that's one of the many things of Socialism, being given a spouse and children. Not the spouse or children you want. I'll pass over the Keyboard to my Rarity figurine and she'll type a rap song based on Eminem's Without Me.

Listen to this while you read like an audio book or something: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqxRidAWER8

If you want, you can use this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fz4OELrr6A

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again

Rarity's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nopony wants to see Fancity no more

They want Sparity, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Sparity, then this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating

'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know you got a job Cadence

But your husband's (Shining Armor) heart problem is complicating

So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on Treehouse TV.

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip, bum on your lips

Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Fancy!" (Fancy Pants)

Now this looks like a job for me

So everypony just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everypony just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prisoners helpless

'Til somepony comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"

A visionary, vision is scary,

Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel

So let me just revel and bask

In the fact that I got everypony kissing my ass

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me

Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh

Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up

Under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

"Testing attention please"

Feel the tension soon as everypony mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me

So everypony just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everypony just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

A-tiskit a-taskit,

I go tit for tat with anypony who's talking this shit and that shit

Starlight Glimmer, you can get your ass kicked (Starlight Glimmer x Spike)

Just like them little AppleSpike shippers

And Thunderlane, you can go die in the Gobi (Gobi Desert) (Rarity x Thunderlane)

You thirty six year grey headed fag, blow me

You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over

Nopony listens to Techno

Now lets go, just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Twilight Sparkle turned herself into a symbol

But sometimes this shit just seems

Everypony only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first queen of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do black music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy

Hey, there's a concept that works

Twenty million other green ponies emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everypony just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everypony just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Kids!